Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found my sketchbook full of realistic dicks. She woke me up to show me with concern, and the page she showed as an example was specifically someone getting a handjob. For context, I draw lewd stuff for the laughs, and being an artist just makes it not work out in my favor. She now thinks I am a perv. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today some young teenager nervously approached me, saying he’d done a drawing of me, and that I could have it if I wanted, then he ran off blushing. I thought it was cute until I saw the picture. It was me and him in extraordinary detail, having anal sex, with a dildo up my vagina. FML
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, my mom found my anime drawings and tore them up because she “didn’t raise some filthy porn artist.” I admit the pictures were kind of porny, but I’m an artist and those images were done to my customer's very specific description. My mom just cost me weeks of detailed drawing and £2000. FML
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Top comments
THEMTCHELL 0
so u don't like my drawings.....
FYLDeep 26
They didn't find your bondage gear though, right?
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FriendlyFires 0
do you mind sending me those pics??? I'll use it for fun in meh room....eBay.com lol you thought I was gonna ********** too that.....no way,but I know alot of people and they are on eBay.com
TeenieAmerica 9
Nope. You're going to ********** to them.
UrCommentsSuck 0
the dino pics were meant to distract you from the missing cash.
RedPillSucks 33
I think they were freaked out by the "Two dinosaurs, one cup" picture.
ttorigibson 2
hmm, you must have some imagination girlie... a kinky dinosaur girl? what the ****
0opsie 6
Eww, this made me think of Baby Bop. :,C Whoever did that is awesome... unless they were serious, of course.
hitfaceonbrick 0
you should get your free association of s&m and babies checked out. thats weird.
0opsie 6
I walked right into that one. No, goddammit. It was the "dinosaur girl" part. It's not my fault "in various bondage equipment posing seductively" came right after it.
0opsie 6
skulblaka71 0
@ #51 win. lol
persianjr1 7
that's really creepy. try to retrace your steps and see where it could of occurred.
boyslikegirls95 0
lol!
dayummalyssa 0
hahhahaha wowwww! :p