Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my sketchbook full of realistic dicks. She woke me up to show me with concern, and the page she showed as an example was specifically someone getting a handjob. For context, I draw lewd stuff for the laughs, and being an artist just makes it not work out in my favor. She now thinks I am a perv. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today some young teenager nervously approached me, saying he’d done a drawing of me, and that I could have it if I wanted, then he ran off blushing. I thought it was cute until I saw the picture. It was me and him in extraordinary detail, having anal sex, with a dildo up my vagina. FML
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, my mom found my anime drawings and tore them up because she “didn’t raise some filthy porn artist.” I admit the pictures were kind of porny, but I’m an artist and those images were done to my customer's very specific description. My mom just cost me weeks of detailed drawing and £2000. FML
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Top comments
THEMTCHELL 0
so u don't like my drawings.....
FYLDeep 26
They didn't find your bondage gear though, right?
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Comments (76)
KCThaEclipse33 0
hahahahaha Good SHIT! lol
AceArctic 4
Rawr means "Imma *****!" in dinosaur you know.
jkbrowns12 0
it's not furry ****, it's technically scaly. YDI for not checking the contents of your purse often enough to know that a drawing was in there.
astriofou 0
so.. r they urs? :)
owen1248 0
HEYY! THAT WAS WHERE THEY WENT! lol jks. that is freaky
birdfreak 24
I don't know Dino chick sounds kinda sexy.......
MxRusko 0
FURRIES
WarriorOmen 25
Hardly. This is something else entirely. Reptilians maybe?
brianna1494 27
Are dinosaurs furry?
DarthVader77 9
Dino erotica! That sounds fun :)
Tyrax 16
I guess someone played a prank on you. Maybe keep the purse more thoroughly attended.