Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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Top comments
JHPugh 19
Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.
abby1212 27
How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.
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Comments (183)
shinikageWolf 15
Hurt him back. Every time he or someone near him says 'small', 'tiny' or anything like that just laugh, "just like his dick".
Geckosrock99 33
Two wrongs don't make a right and OP can very well get reported instead.
LoLoLibra1 14
What a DICK! Sorry OP!
mareike 16
Wow what an asshole. Go to your boss and complain about him. That is mobbing in a really bad way. What a stupid person
worldclassrager 41
Well that's a simple write up... What a bitch...i sure hope some dirt comes up on her so she gets a taste of her own medicine
LookUpImThere 13
He sounds like a ******* ****. And remember to look after yourself cause you've come so far ?
allicat126 6
that's horrible. You should definitely report him.
PhoenixChick 26
I wish I could hug you. On another note, how did he get the job, considering he is obviously a 7 year old boy.
Tripartita 45
No need to insult seven-year-old boys; this guy's just terrifically stupid.
z_candy 18
**** that guy op, just ignore him and report him to HR.
dyscomonkee 12
Real dick
Richard6036 13
You need to speak to an HR representative about the situation, he's acting very childish with such a serious situation I wish you well