Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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JHPugh 19
Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.
abby1212 27
How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.
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LetMeSleepPlease 23
I'm sorry you have to deal with this disgusting excuse for a human being. It astounds me so many people think mental illnesses, especially eating disorders, are gendered. If there is a version of HR in Norway, I suggest informing them he's been harassing you. I want you to know you're really strong for surviving and getting past your eating disorder. You can handle anything, even this jackass. Good luck OP.
whatwhatwhaaat 10
What an asshole. Sorry OP, you should tell your boss about it. Hopefully that will shut him up.
BubbaYoshi117 11
A lot of people are saying to to HR. I agree that this needs to be taken care of, and I'm sorry that you're going through this, but I also feel HR usually should be a last step, not a first. Address him firmly but calmly and explain to him why what he's doing is unacceptable. If that doesn't work, throw him to HR.
TheLadyOpal 30
I don't think calmly explaining to the guy that he needs to stop being a toxic piece of shit is going to help. He sounds like he knows perfectly well the harm he's causing and doesn't care.
Shade1982 21
I think this guy stepped way too far over the line to be polite anymore...
beantownchivette 8
That guy is a worthless turd. HR will absolutely have your back
smoothies14 32
I know how you feel. I was struggling with those kind of issues and my dad told me to my face he didn't believe eating disorders are real.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
I hope you have a hr
failedgamer01 20
Do what Miss Piggy would do: kick his ass!
thatsorylan 13
What an asshole
DA3Z 16
As if to prove your point...
gilligan_isle 6
I struggled with it when I was young too OP. Anytime he does that you should tell him what my boyfriend tells me, that you're kicking anorexia's ass. I'd also like to point out that ms. piggy is depicted as thin now in the muppets show, so his analogy is even more invalid.