Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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Top comments
JHPugh 19
Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.
abby1212 27
How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.
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Comments (183)
GrumpyGrinch 23
He deserves to be smeared against a wall, let the HR do it. Plus even form a bully's point of view this doesn't make any sense, he is so dumb that he can't even bully properly.
trustyourfamily 7
he's just projecting his own insecurities on you. not that that excuses it. what an ass
Witchylady 18
What a dick!! Punch him in the face for being an insensitive stupid person. Don't listen to the moron. You are fabulous for overcoming the disease.
SPN_lover666 27
Take it up with HR OP. He is harassing you which can get him fired or written up.
carolinebaryo 6
that's awful, tell a supervisor. that's not ok at all
anarchangel_017 5
File a complaint to HR asap
thatonetribute 31
Go to work with a pie, slam it in his face, and snort at him. Do not tolerate this, OP.
Smelly_Ellie 16
I am so sorry that they were so ignorant and unkind!! I am happy to see that all of the comments are showing support and advice showing there is some hope for humanity left!
9a_1z 12
I think it's odd when people see body-image issues as primarily a female thing, I've seen men put a lot of pressure on themselves to look a certain way too - this just usually involves bulging biceps and spending hours at the gym instead.
missfitJen 7
sounds like a ******* douche bag