Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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Top comments
JHPugh 19
Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.
abby1212 27
How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.
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Comments (183)
Um_bye 21
I am so so so sorry!!! That person is a dick who is so bored with their own life they decided to mess with yours. Please don't listen to them, an just know you are better than them!
kendalbear 16
And you haven't punched him in the face why?
Glynnis62 13
...why aren't you kicking his ass?
tlnorman 18
You need intake this up with HR this is bullying and harassment.
Snaxia 12
What an asshole
ValleyHockey12 14
miss piggy was a pig, and she was fat. how is that an insult. literally. this dudes retarded
MzZombicidal 36
Because a lot of people who suffer from anorexia are doing so by trying to avoid being/getting fat? Duh? Also, it's ****** up to use "retarded" as a derogatory term.
juggalo2 22
Most companies go through sensitivity training to avoid these sorts of issues. This one is just common sense. No need for warnings. No need for training. That is just straight up harassment that should qualify for immediate termination.
LyricaSilvan 30
Sounds like someone needs sensitivity training. Report him!
sybe112 14
I've had a gf struggling with this.. I'll never get a gf again with that.. too much stress but I still want to punch anyone in the face who picks on that.
smoothies14 32
My boyfriend helped me past my body issues to a play where I'm now healthy and happy with myself. He is now my fiancé. If you don't want to work through real issues, you aren't going to have a real relationship.
9a_1z 12
But not everyone gets to the point where they're happy and healthy, and not everyone is equipped to deal graciously with other people's severe health issues. I'm glad things worked out well for you though.
smoothies14 32
I'm glad someone took the time to give me a chance.
leogachi 15
@118 It's not fair to say that #77 isn't willing to work through big problems just because he couldn't go through that again. I don't think you realize how draining it is for the person giving full time support to those with mental disorders, and it's not wrong of him to avoid that kind of stress.
demix_fml 32
What a idiot. Report him OP.