Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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Top comments
JHPugh 19
Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.
abby1212 27
How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.
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Comments (183)
hardcorefan16 22
That is so not cool. You should kill him honestly.
bs0092 12
This is workplace harassment.. Just bring it up with your supervisor a did it persists then bring it up to HR.. Make it very clear that you our uncomfortable with the situation and want it to stop
bellydancer82 15
I've been anorexic for 10 years now and currently in recovery. I'm so sorry that happened to you OP, I know how hurtful comments like that can be. I agree with the others, you should report it or confront him yourself. Anorexia kills more people than any other mental illness, so it's really not cool that he said that to you and he needs to be taught a lesson before he hurts you or someone else again. Just don't let assholes like that bring you down, you're beautiful and amazing no matter what! :D
DoomedGemini 38
I just wanted to say I hope the same for you. I've never been anorexic, but I know it's a terrible disease and I wish you luck and strength. For both you and op.
Xandrick 22
Super. *******. Insensitive.
Zuniga01 14
Beat that mother******!
teejessika 13
The nerve of some people! Smh. Everything will be ok OP, you're a tough cookie for coming this far. I hope you put him in his place and report the asshole.
Theater_Chef_3 30
You should go to HR right away
callsign_banana 19
He's the ******* pig
bunnyveganlife 5
Don't let that get to you he is worthless scum. He doesn't understand how hard it is. I have had bulimia for years and overcome it but my mind will never be the same.
420west 4
dude,, take that up with H R and threaten to sue him n tha company