Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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Top comments
JHPugh 19
Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.
abby1212 27
How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.
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Comments (183)
MagnusDeus 24
Sounds like a classy guy.
MasterTron 24
Sounds like a real dumbass to me.
whatunicorn 17
^ More like an ignorant little ****. Sorry you had to deal with that OP, don't let him be the cause you relapse. Report his ass.
DaRito 25
^ really? We had no idea
Burton_Forever 23
I would be knocking on hr's door
MrsDruidess 23
^agreed! Not sure about what they would do in Norway, but that wouldn't be tolerated in the US.
juicy_extasy 25
Isn't his behaviour common in bullies?! Talk about insensitive!
etheiste 6
Yea this seems like a good way to cause someone to become anorexic
Doritozilla 20
This is the reason why some people develop anorexia in the first place.
JHPugh 19
Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.
pabj208 23
Yup. HR that mofo.
MRS_SILVER 11
Yeah this guy definitely should have to sit through some sensitivity training
Publikwerks 14
Get a pill bottle, put some pez in it, photoshop a viagra label on it with his name, drop it in the parking lot. Rinse and repeat ever couple of months.
TahitiNut 6
I agree. Contact HR ... it's called "Hostile Work Environment" and it's illegal and actionable in civil court. (EVERYONE should be sure to keep a personal daily journal of work activities. You have no idea how useful it is in doing one's job or, when it gets bad, in court!!)
knight2109 12
This was my thought, didn't say anything because I am unfamiliar with Norway employment laws.
ThatHorse 15
#98, it's as illegal in norway as it is in the states. Probably more so tbh. It's also illegal in Germany and Switzerland afaik.
friday9733 11
Someone's foot should contact his ass.
elyssa112 6
Or photoshop his name on herpes medication and drop it in the parking lot
McDeaney 8
I'D DO EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
abby1212 27
How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.
NickACD 27
It's not a disease dumbass. It's a mental illness.
bonermonkey 31
mental illness is still a disease? ***** sake
ohSNAPyall 27
It's the mental disorder with the highest mortality rate.
Mpii 11
You don't belong in this commeent section...
MuyBonita22 14
It's just definitely not a disease, it's a mental illness, go back to health class.
jocamo 24
Who cares if it's a disease or an illness? That is so not the point. OP'S coworker is a major ******* asshole who needs sensitivity training asap. Maybe even a verbal warning/write up.
Wonderful_0 19
It's definitely not a disease... a disease insinuates that it is contagious; a physical illness, when in reality it's a mental illness, but no less a serious one. I'm not saying anorexia is not bad, it can be extremely severe, however it is not a disease.
rocker_chick105 31
No, disease does not insinuate that it is contagious. Nowhere in the definition of disease does it even say the word contagious (one minute Google search). It does, however, show that "illness" is a synonym of the word disease. Diseases have to do with functions and is not just a result of a physical injury.
TahitiNut 6
So, cancer isn't a disease because it's not contagious??? Y'know, just a little bit of thought should precede one's pontifications ... lest one be thought to be mindless.
PhoenixChick 26
Is heart disease contagious?
SPN_lover666 27
#75, diabetes is a disease and it isn't contagious. Not all diseases are contagious.
TrixKae 12
Too many people in this reply thread don't realise illness is one of the synonyms of disease. Get a thesaurus.
AlchemistEd 12
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1299105/ it's actually interesting. I would have classified disease as such things as bacterial or viral based, or else physically based. As it turns out...technically I'm wrong. it can be classified as a disease, it can be classified as mental illness/disorder. while im glad I've learned something today, I don't think that whether it's a disease or mental illness affects the horrible bosses actions.
writerchic85 26
Who the **** cares? You know what they meant! Stop nit picking each other!
miranda9202 15
Comment section fight! Yaaaaaaay! XD
aspecialspecial 21
Wow, what a dick. Next time ask him if he's compensating for something and then look down and nod.
interesting33 37
Haha - that would be funny, but he could then report OP for sexual harassment. Best just to go to HR. Inexcusable. Where are your colleagues in this? Are they not standing up for you? Take care OP!
SecundusSecunda 27
Please, OP, don't listen to that Neanderthal of a human being.
ImTheAlpha 30
That is an insult to Neanderthals.
derangedplanet 23
Wait if he's a neanderthal he wouldn't be a human being... also, that man is an insult to living existence. his star dust would've been put to better use as a snail or a tree.
Wolfipoo 31
That's ridiculous, don't put up with him and just report it. I'm sorry you have to go through with that OP.
XxDanno316xX 27
I'm not into violence, but this prick needs a smack upside the head. Fyl op.
AshBash2211 14
Yeah.. That needs to be taken to management!! No one should have to hear things like that!
Crinn 2
Report that dick to HR. You don't need to put up with that kind of shit.