Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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Top comments
JHPugh 19
Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.
abby1212 27
How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.
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Comments (183)
bluerose116 3
This angers me so much people have no idea how much of a struggle it is to suffer with an eating disorder and your idiot bigot moron co-worker deserves a good long talk with HR and personally I hope he gets fired for how he's treated you but if not that a long meaningful apology is in order and then he can keep his big mouth shut
snydeeli000 27
Holy shit, that's horrible. Stay strong, OP!
Stephie70 6
ya gotta love when people feel so bad about themselves, that the only way they can feel better is to bring someone else down. it's sad really. OP...keep your chin up and stay strong
kenna_1996 2
what an asshole.
savmut 8
Why are you posting this on fm and not contacting hr?!? Or s boss, or a lawyer for having to work in a poisoned environment.
Ihate_myself 2
He's a capital douce bag!!! datz sum pre- school shit!
booterus 20
What a ******* piece of shit. Please contact HR, OP. I don't know you but I hate the thought of you having to endure that in your workplace.
SamMelody 11
I'm so sorry OP he seems like a f*cking asshat.
devan_gomez 8
What a savage
vb68_fml 28
Report him, this is harassment ! Good luck OP...