Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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JHPugh 19
Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.
abby1212 27
How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.
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Comments (183)
hiddenfromsight 7
Punch her in the ******* face! That bitch deserves it
diagnosed 15
contact your HR department have them explain to him his unacceptable behavior and then a life as he cleans out his death as he's fired for his insensitivity
Anubis95_fml 10
**** that guy. not literally of course.
greeneyedx 23
I've struggled with the same thing for years. I'm so sorry, that would be so triggering.
sparks77755 4
tho I do not see anorexia as a disease. I do however understand that it is a serious issue and yes it is silly because all women are beautiful. and if you are concerned with your wright I do however applaud you on taking healthy actions to better yourself and not continuing that old behavior... as for your coworker I believe you should tell your management what he is doing and actions will be taken from there.. and as far as his personal life he's probably just upset that he has an over weight mother and an abusive father. which has caused him to be very insecure. and want to take his insecurities out on who ever he can. I'm sorry he's a dick.
MzZombicidal 36
How do his actions cause you to assume such odd things about his parents? Also, OP is a male. Men suffer from eating disorders as well.
Joelene11 15
What a ****..... Roundhouse that dick
BstMode 14
Gotta love how so many peoples answer to this is to assault him. While yes he certainly deserves it, you just end up screwing yourself also, go to HR. Unless you know you get away with it, in that case push him down a flight of steps :)
smw83 21
Obnoxious asshole. Punch him in the face OP.
TomeDr 25
I think this is the first FML that I've seen where everyone who comments is supportive of the OP! I'll echo what a lot of people are saying: report him to your supervisor or to human resources. This idiot needs an education!
ADBurns 22
What a D I C K your colleague is...