awilson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dick joke
Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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MyLifeIsFucked56 1
LMFAO! That happened to me before
Rixxieee 0
wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P
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anniemeece 23
That is so wonderfully awkward. xD I love it!
Person1233 13
That's just awesome XD Btw, did anyone notice FML glitches up every hour or so and posts a blank FML with only "I agree, your life sucks (18845) - you totally deserved it (10311) On 12/31/1969 at 7:00pm - - by () -"
allmidnighteyes 11
That was the woman with the Mexicans in her apartment FML. I guess it was deleted.
Person1233 13
That sounds like an awesome FML already. Why would that be deleted =o D:
necomni 0
so you named yours "little bastard," huh... j/k j/k, this one was hilarious xD
g3tusedtoit 0
compared to most fml this probably won't **** your life to bad. it was just awkward.
_YDI 0
YDI for having a "little bastard"
Impulseforyou 6
?YDI for making a dumbass comment. ?
musigreg 0
i LMFAO-ed too (:
Trooth 13
lol happens all the time but why didn't you just stand up first? And were you naked because you had to have been in order for this to make sense. And in that case, why were you naked eating m&m's?!?!
ShokuMasterLord 0
I hope your pants were on.
Person1233 13
Melts in your crotch, not in your hand :D
dogfood_fml 3
YDI for liking junk food like m&m's
fayettie 3
23, your names dog food so you don't really have a leg to stand on here.