Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Detained
Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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trollfaced 2
Why would you say that?
elk21dbm 18
Dumbass
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snafu63 0
you sound like a tool with insecurity problems.
safarigirl 2
douche bags never prosper.
Vaginabutter 15
must of been .22s
suavesuave 2
How to get arrested.. LIKE A BOSS
mikezz22 4
Idk if I was that cop id probably be laughing hysterically, even as I write you a ticket lol
Locoluis 15
Real Life Dumb Muscle :D
MakeAScene 4
This FML is hilarious. Lolol.
squarecircles 13
Maybe they were jealous.
lilsamsamgirl07 0
Lol very nice!
cheergirl900 0
idiott.