Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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trollfaced 2
Why would you say that?
elk21dbm 18
Dumbass
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somewizdom 15
Lay off the steroids, not good for your mental health.
Damion345 0
does this in anyway seem like the FML posted earlier today? the one earlier said something like " i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one." to some hot girl
shrdlu 28
Yep, except the OP here was stupider
TheAntidote 5
Haha that was such a dumb thing to say.
Vlamblam 1
Cops abuse their authority and hate the public. They live only to oppress people.
markmiller2023 0
58- for the sake of humanity, die in a fire, soon.
princessmollysue 9
Your freaking dumb man !
ty1992_farmlife 12
Even tho they took you to the station, that's pretty damn funny!! On the plus side you gave them a good laugh, but they still won't let you off easy
mrz1177 11
Cops will be cops....
mrz1177 11
Cops will be cops....
mrz1177 11
Cops will be cops....