Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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trollfaced 2
Why would you say that?
elk21dbm 18
Dumbass
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trollfaced 2
Why would you say that?
geon_olam 17
It always works on the ladies. At least at math club get togethers and stuff.
48Connor 10
That took balls to say. Im proud if you
nolarboot 10
Something tells me that cops, even ladycops, aren't interested in the "guns" the OP's brandishing. :)
rallets 23
i do that everytime a cop asks me that, guess that cop didnt have a sense of humor
Schizomaniac 24
Or maybe the cops you say it to just feel unthreatened. You know. For..various reasons.
rallets 23
nah, its not that lol good try tho
tehrealone 6
I usually shrug and suspiciously reach into my jacket... It never ends well
geon_olam 17
usually implies you did it more than once which is extraordinarily unlikely...
meelo88 13
Did you at least kiss them to show your love for your guns? He probably would have let you go after that...
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
If it wasn't a hot female cop, ydi.
tjv3 10
You ifiot
keepcaImcarryon 0
#5 is it weird that I have never seen a lady cop before?
sunsetsbetween56 3
134: Decipher in 3.2.1 go!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
LMAO I thumbed up 134 because I thought that word was funny :) You IFIOT!
PoptartsKid 13
Don't listen to the cops, you're a champ.
Isaac_The_Man 0
When he walks towards the car you gotta play the cops them song
graham11 14
Goddamn OP you must be trippin!! OP- *face plants* Officer- drop your weapons and put your hands up OP- *insert stupid smart ass comment here* Officer- you are arrested! OP- you're right, I am feeling very rested!!
dumboears 8
What would make this funnier is if OP is actually a girl...dun dun dun...
construction 7
Lol until they handcuff you
Isaac_The_Man 0
I.. Really don't get what your trying to say
graham11 14
214- kinky!!
dannyreal 4
Which is?
Jovecove 13
YDI for being a douchebag.
clairejen 3
Your comments are always the best lol
newmanlyman3 8
I agree with 24
SoccerForTheWin 5
You spelled iPod wrong in your description
elk21dbm 18
Dumbass
SuckItTrolls 7
Overused comment.
TruthBeTold36 3
Hasn't been funny since Red Foreman.
KiddNYC1O 22
I wouldn't laugh at Red Foreman.
jhldc 1
Dumbassta
jwade11 12
I think even the dumbest person would know not to say shit like that around cops. It should be common sense.
TokinUp 6
I think you mean tool? Cause really....who else?
leogirl95 12
...and what have you been up to to make a cop ask you that question in the first place? Ydi.
CANNIBALx 0
Sorry, but the last time I checked, making a stupid joke is NOT illegal. So I don't understand why it was necessary for the cops to take OP down to the station.
Ecklcakes 15
They could claim you threatened an officer of the law t I think they were just scared because you're so hench.
Kiernan151 25
Well OP didn't say that was why he was taken down to the station, it could have been a different reason. Besides if they want they can hold hom for 48 hours with no valid reason.
superrnovaa 7
need to work out?
bmwguy01 8
Right? They evidently were not big enough! lol
the_abnormal 0
That makes no sense . Obviously the cop felt threatened .. :p
gabrielbaby 9
I-I work out!
KindaFunnyRight 8
Why all the negatives? I found it humorous
lmfao_shame 9
OP IS TOTZ A GC BE MY BOYFRIEND
graham11 14
104- wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!
mimeshadow 1
Its like at the airport. Never say u have a bomb or anything like it because they take it VERY seriously.
SuckItTrolls 7
I didn't know that. (sarcasm -.-)
Awsumuzzie 12
17, how do you do it? You know, suck yourself. did you remove the lower 2 ribs?
flockz 20
guy-"hey babe you're the bomb when it comes to handjobs" babe-"aww thanks swee--" *gets tackled* officer-"GET ON THE ******* GROUND!! BACKUP, I NEED BACKUP!"
dannyboy66 7
Thats why you go up and ask the security guard You: "wanna know the difference between a dead baby and a bomb" Guard:"what?!?!?" You:"theres no bomb in my suitcase :D"
Lanceeden 12
I like to yell 'BOMB! SHE HAS A BOMB' and point to my sister at the airports.
tweetypie 18
Ooh this looks like fun, let me try. Record producer to artist: Rp- You da BOMB. Seriously you boutta BLOW UP. You gonna be making a lot of DEAD PRESIDENTS (money) soon.
Bozone 7
I'm quite positive you would have to go to security in doing so ? Good try though .
DocAwesome 1
Really?
Bozone 7
At 165 ..
Qwertyasdf123 0
Yeah one time my friend said that front if the white house and then proceeded to get pummeled by 3 security guards
joeyl1990 28
but what if you do have a bomb
SuckItTrolls 7
Cops are bullshit.
Susieee_Q 9
Ugh. I hate the smell of ignorance....
Llama_Face89 34
Cops are a necessary staple of society. Pretty sure civilization would crumble completely without law enforcement.
v4extreme 6
Oh man I wish we could favorite comments
cgchamp89 7
Wow. Think before you post a comment...
criminalmindsfan 0
Some cops can be ass holes, but not all are. I mean society would crumble without em' but some should never have been hired
mozeltov 7
Cops only become needed in human society when there becomes a gap in human society between those that have those that don't
akayc32 0
138, you obviously are not in emergency services. Cops are needed for the same reason firefighters and medics are.
stormchaser24 24
Face it. We are living in a police state.
j_cat187 20
Am I the only member of the anarchy party? Oh wait....
m0tl3ycru3 0
Never there when you need them, always there when you don't.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Never there when you need them always there when you don't
Turboblaze 0
You are bullshit
maydayyparade 27
#84 same
babiebuntin 7
They obviously don't have a sense of humor. :$
cptmorgan6 8
Hmm... Maybe it's because they're paid to take things seriously. Just a guess, though.
thisisafunnyname 12
Nah, cop's just jealous that his glock doesn't have as much firepower as OP
graham11 14
Bam bam bam!! OP will do some damage!
sunsetsbetween56 3
I find this absolutely hilarious!
instnt1nfction 17
Incredibly stupendous
BehindU 5
Cops never find it as funny as you do.
sunsetsbetween56 3
144: If that was directed to me, which I am assuming because it's a response to my original comment, and obviously you wouldn't just be trying to get your comment closer to the top of the list. Then I'd say; good thing I'm not the op and I can think this is super funny.
Feklfekl2222 32
You sound like an obnoxious twat.
GP14brBaller 5
He sounds like a boss
middlekid2 5
Twat? You sound like a dumbass..
xcarxcrashx 9
Twat is a hilarious insult!!
TheAntidote 5
Damn, don't be so judge mental.
Feklfekl2222 32
125- thank you it's my favourite insult (who wouldn't love calling someone a pregnant fish). All I'm saying is he sounds like a twat because he feels the need to try and be funny in front of figures of authority, most likely to boast to friends later on. I think that's pathetic behaviour.
mapletree 8
They were probably just pissed off because they hear it a lot.
sectorleader 2
Rule of thumb, don't do that unless you're Gabriel Iglesias. Fluffy is always funnier.