Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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trollfaced 2
Why would you say that?
elk21dbm 18
Dumbass
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UrCapsLockOn 12
i bet ur guns are like bugz bunny's .. :P
suavesuave 2
Best fml I have read in a while
Sweetcupcakes123 6
Today, I found out that when an airport security person asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "Yeah, I'm the bomb!" while giving them a thumbs up, they won't take it very well. And neither will the rest of America.
sefie21 1
At first I thought u were talking about boobs XD
White_Knightspc 0
You sir are a tool. Bet you drive a hummer also.
cocodecoeur 12
Hahahaha! Nice one.
beebananaz88 0
I hope it wasn't a male officer...
heyred 11
It's called "failing the attitude test," super genius. YDI
foxmatrix15 8
U took out ur pythons from there cages? Ohh no the cops wouldn't stand a chance!!
landry5247 0
Haha that's awesome