Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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trollfaced 2
Why would you say that?
elk21dbm 18
Dumbass
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smylee14 0
Why would the cops be asking you if u have weapons in the first place ??
Crickmasta 0
that's what she said.
JerniganHunter94 0
You're a tool that is all.
Tmoney20 3
That shit is hilarious!!!!!! Don't be so uptight people this is funny a hell!! And I've looked up to cops my whole life until recently they beat the crap out of me and slammed me to the ground over nothing at all... I believe a good majority of them are good but **** the power hungry assholes that got punked their whole life's and join the force to pick on civilians!!!
afulks78 11
Dumbass ! But hahaha
pieper171 4
Hey what's up text me 361-222-0321
Gbtel 0
What does op mean?
159_fml 17
#82 it means Original poster
gpaine 0
I learned this the hard way when I yelled "my abs are the bomb!" in an airport
thursday817 6
Cops don't like joking about guns!?! Who knew!?! Ass
Hakando 5
You so stupid
xSorry_fml 10
A cop that pulled me over asked me if I had any weapons, knives or armed gorillas. I laughed cause it was funny. Still got the ticket though.