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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML

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Why would you say that?

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That's kinda funny but u deserved it

ZombieLoveA 0

No shit.

Hah! Dumbass;)

Connerservite 0

C'mon man! Can't the cops take a joke?

Yeah. Because cops are known for their sense of humor.

If I worked out more....I would say that too xD

that's so good aha

BigSlingin 0

Yea they normally don't like that haha.

Welcome to the gun show!!