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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML

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Why would you say that?

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I bet no one likes you

cptpillpopper 0

you didnt deserve that. most police officers take themselves way to serious. I get that it is a dangerous job, but come on refering to your flexed armed for weapons? come one get real. grow up cops your not the law, you enforce it.

no1xaskedxy0u 5

idiot.

cranky cop, eh?

portillo09 0

GAYYYY

Yessssssssssss!!!!

nice op :) guess its in usa? only place beside spain and mexico that has a lack of humor and ability to control agression :)

firefly_102 0

That's awesome! Lmbo.

aFluffyRaccoon 0

YDI, for being a complete tool