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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Why would you say that?

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You sir, have redefined the word 'idiot'.

Hope you got pounded! Idiot

Dumb ass

needsagf14 12

Twice? Why would you do it twice?

They can't take you to jail for that I would had said get a real job n stop stealing out tax dollars

Nice going, douche.

LMFAOOO!!! thts tooooo funny haha i wish i was there to c tht xD

Admiral_Ferret 5

lol! If I was a cop, I probably would've laughed and let you go

Severe doucebagitis