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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Why would you say that?

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He was just jealous!

Yo dick that what you get for being a douche an a ass YDI

I think that it was hilarious and witty, but that was not the time...

You are a dumbass

ahhh douches bags you cant live with them and you can live without them. Please go away jersey shore people.

U had to showoff right ?

I was going to write a witty comment but then I took an arrow to the knee

HA

YDI without a doubt.

**** tha police