Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML
Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
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silly248 0
wow, look at the bag, ydi
MelanieBerrigan 0
hahahahah thats hilarious and okay who checks an empty bag? a used condom has like no weight, she probably thought it was empty, wow you guys are dumb. fyl but its really funny
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Comments (97)
Calaura9 0
Why is everyone bugging her for the disposal of the condom? If I'm not mistaken MEN wear them, not women. ******* idiots, her boyfriend did it, not her.
lexiBRo 0
reduce-reuse-recycle... OP was reusing which is just as good =)
solocredere12 4
YDI for 3 reasons: 1. Shopping at Walmart. 2. Not checking the bag. 3. Needing a bag to return a pair of shorts. Unless you're fat and you can make a tent out of your shorts? Then I can see how the use of a bag would be needed.
callargh 0
Or else it looks really ******* shady to bring loose merchandise up to customer service in a store and expect people to assume you bought it already. Have you ever returned anything in your life?
englishmuffin 0
Explain why there was a used condom in the bag in the first place. Does your place not have trash cans? Maybe even toilets? How lazy are you and your boyfriend that you can't walk a few seconds to the nearest trash can and properly dispose of it. Do you put used, snot-filled Kleenex on your nightstand as decoration as well? Sorry, this is totally deserved. =/
omgwtflolz 0
YDI for putting a used condom in a bag. thats what a garbage is for?
girlskill 0
you don't just bring a pair of shorts into a store and try to return them. you take a bag, idiot.
moonlight_daze 8
YDI for being from Mississippi.
floopowderpowder 0
keeping the condom for experiments...? hmmmm maybe you should put the used condoms in the trash can XD that would be best :P
FMLreactor 0
YDI FOR SHOPPING AT WALMART LOSER
plexico 4
Sadly, it probably took more time to return the used condom than it took them to fill it up!