Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML
Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN!" in front of the whole restaurant. FML
Today, my date from the night before let me stay behind when he had left for work. While relaxing, I figured I'd be fine to let a little fart out. Unbeknownst to me, not eating enough food over the past few days turned the contents of my bowels to liquid. I sharted on their bed. FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML
Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
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HeyItsCamilo 17
im waiting for him to post"today,i shat myself on a date,on the brightside i think she didn't notice"
MitchRapp 20
Sounds like a crappy date.
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Comments (37)
alfalfalaffa 17
As terrible and awkward as that fate might have seemed to you, I can assure you, he had a much worse time.
moocowmilk0 19
you gotta admire his endurance and tolerance though
RosaMaravillosa 10
why, for goodness' sake, did you not excuse yourself and leave? you didn't even have to be mean about it, just come up with a viable reason.
MrGarrett26 11
LMFAO
sosco07 14
I just mediated that said I was on a date and shat myself but the best part was I don't think she noticed!!! Lol
JayAre56 3
how do you manage to take a shit on yourself did he forget his diaper?
samlovesham1234 9
More like a shart(shitfart). One of those "surprises".
sighlifeman 12
oh damn, sounds like it's more an FML for him
Jeffame7 9
How did you even find out about this? How bad was the smell that you are completely sure he shat himself?
bellydancer82 15
At the restaurant I worked at some guy peed his pants in front of everyone. His date wasn't there yet, so he went home, made her wait 45 minutes, and then came back in a completely new outfit.
kharwood1208 14
That user name though, lol.....