Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
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ThatOtherMegan 30
Classy.
Bloodlvst 11
I guess you were feeling good vibes for another reason.
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Comments (218)
midnight21 8
I hit you deserved it when I read I went to the bathroom to take a picture to put on Facebook. Did you make a duck face before or after you noticed your vibrator in the background?
kyle515 3
Lol, i was wondering whats your FB ID. i really want to check that pic
linkmax 15
UDI. For a mirror pic.
98junebug 0
i think ive seen that picture lolz
darkforever_fml 1
At least you know how to have fun, boyfriend or not! Don't feel to bad, I'm sure most of the adult population have toys, or at least use their hands if not other objects. They just don't tell people about it, and if they don't use anything, boy they must be so miserable, and up-tight.
kiddyup 0
nice...
snippit 18
Now it's on fail blog too :s
neander 8
I hope it was one of those fancy ones and not just a hard plastic one. You wouldn't want people to think you were a cheap when it comes to masturbating.
2shameless 0
Man, that CRACKED ME UP!!!!!
lowie89 7
I've actually seen a picture like that being passed around on people's walls hahaha maybe it's you!