Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
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ThatOtherMegan 30
Classy.
Bloodlvst 11
I guess you were feeling good vibes for another reason.
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Comments (218)
loccsta83 5
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kimg0885 23
That's what u get for trying to take a stupid sexy mirror pic. Who thought that was cool in the first plac? That has never been on the cosmo cover haha
kingz8 0
All the people that liked this were women who did the same thing hahaha jk
SoultheWolf 19
I never understood why people do bathroom pictures... no one wants to see what your bathroom looks like or what you have in it.
curleyQ97 9
Peace sign and duck face?
grace12898 0
I just realized how many of the ridiculous ones are Texas and I'm ashamed
N3v3rst0pz 3
I hope u know your all over reddit and ifunny sorry to inform you of this
DollyDope 17
Seems like not only were your friends & family impressed by your battery operated boyfriend (Bob), but half the Internet capable population.
stinkFist232 3
I feel I will never truly understand this retarded obsession of duck faces and bathroom pics.
ticklezzzxD 5
Lol, it's probably already posted on epicfail xD.