stampslife
Agassiz, Canada
Delays expected
Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whenlifeisalemon
San Francisco, United States
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Phantommajik
United States
Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML
Rar
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Palatine, United States
Chilled out
Today, I went to the airport a full three hours before my flight departure time just to be on the safe side. I ended up having the best nap of my life and missing my flight. FML
Jetlagged
Today, I'm stuck at the airport overnight, because my phone didn't update its time zone after flying in, so I watched my train leave, thinking mine wasn't due for another hour. FML
meish
Chicago, United States
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Anonymous
United States
Gated and confused
Today, I checked in for my flight, made it through TSA, bought food, and sat at the gate for an hour. I only realized I was sitting at the wrong gate when boarding for another flight finished and everyone had left. I ran to the correct gate, but it was too late. Despite me pleading, the plane was already taxiing to the runway. FML
budadepressed
Burnsville, United States
Girls just wanna go home
Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML
anonymous
Lebanon
Dressed for success
Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML
ajdown
United Kingdom
First time?
Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
leftbehind
Colombia
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
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Cass_x 22
Was it a good movie?
Miss_Chevious 37
at least you had a movie to watch. not the blank scene outside your tiny window
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Comments (56)
Perfectly_Killer 14
This is why I hate planes.
chosha_fml 27
Bonus in-flight movie - score! Or maybe that's a bonus on-tarmac movie.
jewelia13 12
If it was today, it's probably due to the high winds and nasty weather (I live in Vancouver and nearly got blown over when I stepped out onto the balcony this morning).
netflixislove 32
Delayed planes are the worst I'm sorry OP.
Ichiya 29
Dieing because they didn't fix the plane/fuel it/ bad weather is the worst.
Dkman 11
In the words of Louis CK. "YOURE FLYING. You're defying gravity! And. You're going places in 6 hours that would take 30 years to walk
worldclassrager 41
Was it a short or a legit hour and a a half+ movie?
woainishamu 21
Sounds like time flew by
AMcM_fml 21
Could've been a lot worse op...
veroonicaaggg 10
Was it Titanic?
mxgirl1998 26
snakes on planes