Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, during a Tinder date, the guy spent a solid hour talking about the Tinder date he went on yesterday with someone else. Honestly, I only stayed to the end because the restaurant was excellent. The guy was actually confused when I split the bill and didn’t want to have sex with him. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I met on a dating site. We hit it off, until he noticed the MAGA sticker on the back of my phone. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and never came back. I had to pay for both meals and explain to the waiter why I was practically crying into my bowl of noodles. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
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Top comments
Inkoseh 33
He's probably with Team Rocket and needed the free meal. Giovanni doesn't pay well!
wheresthesafety 31
A lure probably ran out
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Comments (66)
mustangbravo 27
Should have told the staff that the bills were separate and gave them his name and contact information so they could file a police report on a dine and dash.
TheRareDoge 12
He probably just lost GPS connection and had to get out of there.
cootiequeen4444 11
he didn't HAVE to leave. you don't need a GPS in a restaurant. a gps is pretty useless there. it wouldn't even help to find the bathroom. if someone can't spend two hours away from Pokémon go how do they even function in life aka have a job ??
worldclassrager 41
I am not sure if Harambe would have been better or worse...
TheNewGuy03 29
I saw "OK" and "GO" first, because they are capitalized. OK GO are awesome. Meanwhile, OP's date was definitely not a good catch.
Jdgreen429 13
The fact that they play Pokemon go in the first place should have made you end things first
Awesomeness324 7
So, people like you complain about adults playing a fun game for people of all ages which gets people outside, when the people complaining have better things to do other than bash the fun of other people.
Fuxxxer 11
Its Pokemon go tho, people can ramble on about their Cp 1234 Vaporeom or some shit like that
zaidthunder1 27
He probably came for a free meal.
Calfml2 8
this is one that you don't want to catch at all
asmith114425 3
it sounds kinda like he had autism.
Rababco 29
Yeah, I thinking that too since obsessive interests is a trait of Autism. If that's the case, maybe leaving during the date could be because he doesn't know that's inappropriate, not just because he's a jerk.
302tt 8
For the 21st century it's been decided women can pick up the bill since men got stuck with it all of the last century.