Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, during a Tinder date, the guy spent a solid hour talking about the Tinder date he went on yesterday with someone else. Honestly, I only stayed to the end because the restaurant was excellent. The guy was actually confused when I split the bill and didn’t want to have sex with him. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I met on a dating site. We hit it off, until he noticed the MAGA sticker on the back of my phone. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and never came back. I had to pay for both meals and explain to the waiter why I was practically crying into my bowl of noodles. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
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Top comments
Inkoseh 33
He's probably with Team Rocket and needed the free meal. Giovanni doesn't pay well!
wheresthesafety 31
A lure probably ran out
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Comments (66)
Sagedrop 10
Aw, don't be blue OP. You dodged a bullet.
Sagedrop 10
And once the guy realises his mistake, he will see red n be green with envy. As you would then have a new boy friend.
mleclerc182 4
Smart man. Who needs to waste time with someone who can't appreciate Pokémon.
Callum536 5
Well if you met him at the restaurant what was he like before hand? If he was an ass before then it's all on you.
dwayniea 2
my nigga
TAntobella 14
Clearly he was just after a free meal, and planned it all out to run away before the bill arrived
vivikitty 2
Sucks that you had to pay for his meal, but honestly sounds like you dodged a bullet.
Paws_Cat 29
You didn't have enough badges to train him.
xxreikoxx 31
I love Pokémon Go as much as the next guy does, but that's no way to treat a date.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Hope the bill wasn't too much, but it sounds like a small price to pay to get rid of that selfish, conceited man child.
Enyi 8
Oh gosh, I would have slapped the guy to next year!