Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML
Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
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Top comments
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
**** harder, drive softer?(:
Capt_Oblivious 10
Show him then, **** him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.
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Comments (108)
khaya 9
Your boyfriend is hilarious and you should think of it as constructive criticism.
KMilliron 2
Agreed. Funny boyfriend is not an FML. Tis an LOL. Learn your abbreviations!
vi3tno_romeo 5
ouch
ckjacques53198 0
shouldn't he **** u hard?
TayonaC 10
that's what I was thinking
KiddNYC1O 22
Girls **** guys too. Either riding or with strap-on.
TayonaC 10
oh didnt think of that
C6Racer 0
People don't normally think of that, so it's ok. It never crossed my mind either.
mzfoxy31 0
lmao!!!hahaha
anonymous595 0
hàaaaaaa
ericownz101 0
replace "the car" with "my butt" and laugh :p
holymolybro 0
"Maybe if you weren't so selfish you sonofabitch."
SillyAnonymous 0
I don't understand how this is an FML at all. Get a sense of humor, dipshit.
HaleyKristan 0
ouch...
xAustinZx 0
gorgeous
huntermc7 0
should have punched him in the jaw and said "how's that for hard"
laurbear12 3
that's what I would have done
summerbaybay 0
win.
laurbear12 3
only a joke a shitty bf would make...