Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML
Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
**** harder, drive softer?(:
Capt_Oblivious 10
Show him then, **** him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.
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Comments (108)
DelPiero10 0
that guy is an ass
laurbear12 3
this doesn't even make sense...you got rear ended. technically, they ****** you hard. you didn't do anything...hard
Kua_Mei 0
Wishing that someone would do something as x as something else doesn't necessarily apply to something that the person has done.
saturnsonic 3
lmao, i dont mean to be mean but you must really be bad in bed to make a guy say that....lol
elizabethan13 0
what a doucebag
cldean24 4
Bend his dick in half the next time he gets it up.
mad_hatter0666 22
well, you know here in Florida if someone rear ends you it's automatically their fault, right? I see a brand new car in your future ...and maybe a new bf. :)
CovertMilitance 0
WOOOOOOOWWW!!!!! THATS HILARIOUS!!!
kykyshay 0
dump him. >:-( he's a jerk wad!
victorioustunnel 0
so **** harder problem solved
Decodedman 1
OP's response should have been: "How come you never do any damage when YOU rear-end me?"