Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML
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Top comments
aelabed 17
Need a follow up on this
inappropes 31
At least he knows you like him(alot). Now make the move to ask him out lol.
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Comments (38)
jaayyc3 10
lmfao it's kinda sexy tho don't trip lol
831curmudgeon 7
Are you sure this was a bad thing? Embarrassing in the moment yes, but if it's ever going to be more than a crush, this might be a catalyst for moving things forward... so way too early to call it a FML.
Ljoska80 16
And then what? How long did it take? It is was awhile and he listened through it all then I think you might have a shot ?
raven_of_azarath 35
I just had a funny mental image of this happening. You're off moaning his name, to busy to really pay attention to anything else. Siri quietly says "calling *crush's name.*"
mrlucky22 18
Dont be embarrassed. You can call me anytime.
messedupteen 10
What happened next!!
KIEdekka 14
who knows, maybe that caught his attention in all the right ways?
Jayden.FML 4
OMG I need to know what happened next!!!😱😱😱
Melissa C 4
At least he knows you like him now!