Today, the pair of solar eclipse glasses I ordered weeks ago arrived. I'm sure they'll come in handy for 2024. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I broke my glasses, so I scheduled an appointment to get a new pair. The soonest available appointment? November 21st. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I received a book about sailboats. I'd ordered a book about makeup. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML
Today, an arm fell off my only glasses. Problem is I can’t fix it, since I can barely see without actually wearing them. Tomorrow, I’ll be getting around with one-armed glasses until I find someone who isn’t half blind and can tighten a tiny screw. FML
Today, I broke my glasses. My eyesight is horrible, I can’t see things that aren’t super close to my face. I'm supposed to drive to another state tomorrow. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
You should get a refund. That's completely unhelpful of whoever you ordered them from.
the_real_Jake 4
I mean you can look at the sun now
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Comments (9)
Akitakat 31
I would say that I can see exactly what your saying, but...
the_real_Jake 4
I mean you can look at the sun now
MidnaLink 35
The only sucky part is you can't see shit all otherwise.
cacheson 42
You should get a refund. That's completely unhelpful of whoever you ordered them from.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
Lol, I like your user name
egnur_mas 19
Yes I now have the song stuck in my head.
Glowworm56 27
Fitting too. "Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun. But Mama, that's where the fun is."
pelletman67 16
You better throw them away. They loose there effectiveness after 3 years. There is the rest of your fml
courtney5g 4
This might be a double FML; check the inside arms of the glasses, most of them are only safe to use for three years.?
leogs23 25
2 more years ! 2022 let’s gooo
Hangryko 32
It's 2024! Hope you still have those glasses.
DanielaThePialinist 1
So did those glasses finally come in handy 2 days ago?