Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy." Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
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Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
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Girlie2 0
Most children will say Da-Da first. It isn't necessarily associated with Daddy. Sorry about the sperm donor, though.
DudeImBetter 0
babies are stupid, she probably doesn't even know what that means. trust me I used to be a baby.
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Comments (156)
Kilmister_fml 0
Aww that's so sad :(
CODYsaurusREX 3
Sorry but I've got two arbitrary questions. What does OP stand for? And how long does it take for an fml to be posted once you submit it? Thanks
Doortje 30
1) Overwhelming Pineapple. 2) Your FML won't be posted.
mandababyyy 0
^ this.
CODYsaurusREX 3
overwhelming pineapple. Uh huh. And why not?
Sirin_fml 47
Cody, as a staff member, I can assure you that it actually means Oh Pocahontas.
DocBastard 40
Cody, Sirin is clearly overworked and underslept. Moderating all the moronic comments around here will do that to a body, so I can't fault her for her mistake. OP means Outrageous Poptart. And if you really think all FMLs get published eventually, I have some oceanfront property in Austria I'd love to sell you.
lilponygurrl 0
daddy and dada are much easier for them to pronounce. don't be offended most babies say dada first.
willxxmobb 0
hoodrat complaint.....
manny4217 0
ok sooo??? u can't blame the child for this??? this wasn't even worth putting up on this. u should have found someone better to have a child with. instead of acting like this now
LadyTammyA 0
Ow! That has really gotta sting. I'm sure this is very small consolation, but the Da sound is usually the first one mastered by babies. When it isn't repeated back to her, but other sounds are, she'll drop it and learn new sounds. Good luck!!
random1456 13
um this happens on a modern family episode exept the baby said mommy rather than daddy
Jenmic 16
She probably thinks you're Daddy.
dannoman 0
well you obviously have bad taste in men because if ud have picked a winner we all wouldnt be here right now would we??? Hopefully ur daughter grows up learning more about picking the right guys than u did!!