Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy." Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
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Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
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Girlie2 0
Most children will say Da-Da first. It isn't necessarily associated with Daddy. Sorry about the sperm donor, though.
DudeImBetter 0
babies are stupid, she probably doesn't even know what that means. trust me I used to be a baby.
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WyKeD 0
unfortunately they still hear the word a lot..... and it's a well-known fact that "da-da" or "daddy" are easier & more fluid for a baby to say than mommy or mama ..... the M sound is hard!!! it's ok .....
Aecin 0
#132: da-da or daddy might be easier to say than mama. But I don't think papa is easier to say than mama. Since the writer of this FML also lives in the Netherlands I know that her little girl will have said papa. And it's kinda FML that her girl said papa before she will says mama.
Maravilla4 1
I bet u tried the old keep-a-nigga
Illyssa_fml 4
Who told her that word? She had to have got it from somewhere right?
tubal069 0
She's probably saying daddy from hearing what you call the dude that is pleasuring you..."oh daddy right there daddy"!! lmao
LolzRoyce23 0
"daddy" sounds like a piece of shit
RiiOT 2
why did you tell her the word daddy? if u didn't say it around her then she wouldn't have known to say it
artsykid 0
Get a whole bunch of pictures of women then send it all to her and say I don't remember which one you are please take your pictures and send the rest back ;) revenge
scanlon24 0
you obviously taught her the word
gryarya 0
sorry