Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy." Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
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Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
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Girlie2 0
Most children will say Da-Da first. It isn't necessarily associated with Daddy. Sorry about the sperm donor, though.
DudeImBetter 0
babies are stupid, she probably doesn't even know what that means. trust me I used to be a baby.
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Comments (156)
xxRuthAnnexx 0
it doesn't have to do anything with a dad not being there, daddy is usually the first word for babies..
091287max 0
that sucks
olg2209 0
ummm ? duh some1 has been sayn daddy around ur baby
zebrapattern 6
so? babies hear that word really often.
zebrapattern 6
or you look like a man.
Rowan222 0
I seriously doubt she knew what she was saying.
Jessica_2486 0
Its not about the baby not understanding what she said. Its about the hurt left behind from some deadbeat dad that doesn't have a part in his daughter's life. *excuse the 'deatbeat' part if he is in the military and CAN'T have a relationship with her.
Jessica_2486 0
However, the tone of the fml implies that "daddy" split & hasn't had a part in her life other than her conception. Regardless of what issues the parents may have with each other he can't use that as an excuse to not be there so that she HAS someone to call daddy and that deserves the title. Sry. FYL
whitest0rm 0
I did that lol my dad left b4 I was born yet my first word was daddy
hcovballer247 0
Have fun explaining that to your daughter(: