Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy." Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
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Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
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Girlie2 0
Most children will say Da-Da first. It isn't necessarily associated with Daddy. Sorry about the sperm donor, though.
DudeImBetter 0
babies are stupid, she probably doesn't even know what that means. trust me I used to be a baby.
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Comments (156)
Erik_Holmgren 0
nothing to be sorry about. many in your house the word "daddy is used mor than another word. also, you didn't need to say "met him before" you could have said "met him"
attatood 8
Also, you could use caps and learn how to speak properly #31. WTF does "many in your house the word" mean??
VivaLaCobra22 0
47, instead of trying to be a smart-alec and correct someone's grammar, maybe you should learn that the caps key is only used to capitalize entire words or phrases, which would be grammatically incorrect for her comment. It's called, "the shift key."
QueenPersephone 9
47 didn't say 'caps key', he/she said 'caps'. Caps as in an abbreviated way of saying capital letters. Thanks so much for the keyboarding lesson though.
Nadinek98 0
she'll be fine. I think she'll be more upset for you, like the fact that happened to u
lulzaroonie 0
dont worry op, most babies first words are dada even if they don't know what a dada is! I'm sure ur doing a great job on your own, I was raised without a father and I think I turned out fine :) ur child will look up to you and see what a strong and independent woman you are :)
benjimm1 0
@18 **** u bastard I'm out here busting my ass for you and your family and your friends and this is what you think of me and those who fight beside me, who've died beside me! Ur honestly gonna call the people who are not hesitant to give their lives for you "gun frisky morons"... stfu ass hole
thefmlinator 10
Your the asshole Your not even there for a good reason just to shoot things
ITrollYourFail 0
@77 I'm pretty sure that protecting a country is a pretty damn good reason to be out there.
VitaLp 14
You seriously think that they're out there "protecting our country"? How does bombing civilians protect the USA? The USA has ****** up the Middle East about ten times more than the Middle East has ****** up the USA. If that's what they call protecting their country, then I think they're a little over-protective.
bcollins1990 0
thanks for serving us! there are some appreciative people out there :)
thefmlinator 10
Just HOW are you protecting your country anyway shooting anything that moves and sticking flags in it
magicstar 0
kids say the darndest things
Adair69 0
This fml made me sad :(
CarmenKoot 0
Damn, dat lijkt me echt zwaar klote xd
Doortje 30
Haha, inderdaad. These comments probably will get moderated though, we're not allowed to speak Dutch here ;)
kjaarmiensa 0
is her grandpa in the picture??? if so maybe it's because of him.
rudikk99 2
where did your baby heard it from???
DocBastard 40
He done probly heard it from up yonder in that thar house, see? Sheeeit.
Zmeilerr 22
Doc, I have never laughed so hard in all my life. Thank you sir, I really needed that.
jaredgiese 0
probably left for a good reason ydi