Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy." Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
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Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
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Girlie2 0
Most children will say Da-Da first. It isn't necessarily associated with Daddy. Sorry about the sperm donor, though.
DudeImBetter 0
babies are stupid, she probably doesn't even know what that means. trust me I used to be a baby.
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Comments (156)
uradumbass5234 0
if you knew anything about kids you would know that kids usually say "daddy" before "mommy" because it is a lot easier to say.
Yourhonor 0
The doll says daddy
iluvanimegurl 0
aaaaawwwww D:
Lanaah_fml 0
don't worry, a kids first word is usually daddy cus they start moving there tounge up and down it can be a mistaken to sound like daddy
yummcookie 0
more like F your kids life
lilkeykey14 5
aww. i hope you don't take that to heart. maybe there's someone who's like a father figure in her life.
sublime420 11
Ummm..he didn't "run off" if he left before you got knocked up. Sorry honey, but he ****** you and left. It's your problem.
MiSsGA17 2
:( im sorry
gypsymila 6
"D" is simply an easier sound to form than "M". If you don't react to the "dada" any more than to the "googoo", she'll move on to other sounds and not make that one.
emily2772 2
thats sooo sad:(