Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy." Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
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Top comments
Girlie2 0
Most children will say Da-Da first. It isn't necessarily associated with Daddy. Sorry about the sperm donor, though.
DudeImBetter 0
babies are stupid, she probably doesn't even know what that means. trust me I used to be a baby.
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Comments (156)
SluggerJ 7
she can't say "step" Daddy yet or is there no man in your life?. she wants a daddy going find a man who will take the "Daddy" role
Wiiilmaaa 1
Maybe watched too many Dog Whisperers? His big help is called "Daddy" ;)
dtvhr 4
This shouldnt really be a fml in my opinion, sounds to me like the little girls misses having a father figure in her life.
maccamcrbja 5
this just goes to show that when babies always seem to say "dada" as their first word... it's really just that the baby 'really' just learned how to move it's mouth up and down and speak at the same time .. -_-
kitzstiz 0
dada is one of the first words because it's the easiest to get out momma usually dosent come for quite awhile pater my girl didn't say mama till. she was almost a yr old
lgriffin86 0
that's really weird that she would even know of that word. I'm sorry!
doublewide420 0
that sucks..
andrewcweaver 0
most babies say that because it's easy. you have nothing to worry about
nicolee98 1
Ouch. That sucks.
jrtwolf64 0
39. the dad left in the first place it's his fault