Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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perdix 31
"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."
DameGreyWulf 1
Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.
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Comments (149)
jondivey 9
its cause your a 2 lol
Captain1x 1
Don't tell girls their rating. Simple, it's all banter anyway.
BIGmoney107 0
I bet so!
cheeeeeeers 3
you are a god damned idot
Bullheard 0
was he talking about her??
naedangerdavey 0
No such thing as a perfect 10.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for wanting to go out with her just because of her looks. You're a shallow, chauvanistic pig and what's wrong with society. If she's that hot, I'm sure she'll coast through life relying on her looks, thinking she can get away with anything because of it. In that case, your dad is probably right.
coolkitty154 11
Or... maybe she's just hot? Just because OP finds her attractive doesn't make him a chauvinistic pig. Since when was appreciating beauty sexist? You're reading way too much into this. Stop being such a damn feminist, it's disgusting.
xRezSynn 15
If you are only going out with her because she's "hot", YDI. Your dad is right.
doitlikeabrotha 10
Obviously all the girls objecting to this have never been called hot, they're acting like its a horrible thing to say, we get judged on looks, however, you sway that initial judgement on personality.
xRezSynn 15
YDI if you're going out with her just because she's "hot"