Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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perdix 31
"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."
DameGreyWulf 1
Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.
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Comments (149)
bgr5123 0
YDI for three reasons. 1. For rating girls on a scale of 1-10. 2. For dating a *****. 3. For going out with a girl just for her looks. And btw im not a girl I'm just a guy who hates dudes like you
I_am_stupid_also 6
jealous much?
TooBored13 0
You're a guy who can't get laid. HAHAHA
tommygunkid 4
Were you born without testicles or were they removed later in life?
cafeboy 0
gay???
xxXChiiXxx 2
For a second there, I thought THE GIRL'S father called HER a *****. XD
darkheart88 0
It seems like I'm one of the few people who actually feels sorry for the guy. Parents can be a pain like that sometimes. And people often pass judgements like that about attractive girls. As for all the people getting pissed about the guy rating her a 10 - get over it. I'm a girl and I'm bothered at all. He probably only used that as a way of emphasising just how hot she was. It doesn't mean he goes around giving other people 3's or 5's or 8.3's or whatever to objectify them, just that this girl was really hot and that's a reasonable way to express that. *shrugs* So FYL, man. Hope it didn't ruin things too much and you were able to cover it up!
darkheart88 0
Oops, I meant 'NOT bothered at all'. :P
hvitfeldtska 0
THANK YOU. i swear, all the crazy bitches freaking out about him rating her from 1-10 are probably ugly man-hating ***** who sit in their houses all day and eat chips and complain on the internet :/
hvitfeldtska 0
you... do not know english. at all.
perdix 31
Another explanation could be that the OP is so hideously ugly and boring that any girl who would go out with him would HAVE TO be doing it for money. Danke, Vater.
w_axlerod 0
Well, it serves you right for being shallow.
sara_no_H 0
ydi for using the "how hot is she?" number scale. "perfect 10"? screw you, you pig.
PonPonPattaPon 0
It looks like you can find about 50% of the worlds douche bags on this website. way to go, you douches unit together. Hey, why dont you start a club? And while your at it, go live on your own island and just be douchey towards eachother all day, cause that what you do.
TooBored13 0
Anyone else notice how almost every girl who was upset about the "10" thing is too self conscious to have their own photo on their profile. Just saying.
Professor59 2
Um, Dad... That's the point!