Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
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Lolrus 0
Today, I recieved and email from my sister that had pictures of my nephew with tons of makeup on, the pictures were adorable but in the reflection it showed my sister taking the picture. Fully naked. FML
oooh_dear 0
you couldnt even put on a towel or anything after your shower? hope you shaved.
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Comments (250)
alex_vik 1
Wow, your kid is weird. Makeup? He'd fit right in with the 80's glam rock scene. And you were naked in front of your son? Poor kid. Also, mirrors reflect things. Including you if you're standing in front of it.
dcapp 0
#6 = amazing yeah but for real why didn't you at least put a towel on??? like i can see being by yourself but with your son in the room? weird.
xNephilim 19
What the fudge? That kid is three years old! At that age, they so don't care about their momma's lady parts! Jeez, when I was that age, I showered with my dad!
margiemarg24 0
HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAA best one today
dreams_infinity_fml 0
why are you naked in front of your child, f-ing douche.
bloppyblue 0
LMAO!! #56, he was only a child chillax =_=
amy_shmamy 0
how did u not realize?
dang_fml 0
lmfao @ 6
pommeblossom 0
You wouldn't put a towel or robe on?
yoboo310 0
wow that sucks that ur kid sees u naked. hope the cousins get hard.
quesoesbueno59 0
PRO TIP: Always cover up before coming out of the shower. Especially if your kid is in the bathroom.
monnanon 14
protip 3 year olds are like your shadow. the only way to avoid nudity is to shower in your bathing suit.