Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
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Lolrus 0
Today, I recieved and email from my sister that had pictures of my nephew with tons of makeup on, the pictures were adorable but in the reflection it showed my sister taking the picture. Fully naked. FML
oooh_dear 0
you couldnt even put on a towel or anything after your shower? hope you shaved.
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Comments (250)
ladymac82 0
I say this as someone who has studied child development and with all due respect: exposing a young child to sexuality and nudity leads them to become overly anxious adults. Just put on a towel.
monnanon 14
you maybe need to redo your course. sexuality and nudity are not mutually exclusive. seeing a parent showering is nornal when you are a toddler that follows yoyr parent around.
permission2laugh 0
your poor son.
gabriellaaanais 0
why would you take pictures of your son completely naked?
BigLord 0
I subscribe #40 :) hehehe
ashden91 0
My concern is not of the son seeing his mom naked but why he's putting on make up in the first place...I know he's just three but still most parents that I know would not think it's adorable that their son is putting on makeup.
onoes 0
haha i moderated this one last night
akak_fml 1
HAHAHA this one made my day. totally something anyone would do. did you send out an urgent email right after, saying "PREVIOUS EMAIL CONTAINS VIRUS?" Mannnn I so would. haha.
rednaxela_fml 0
hahaha 15 i knew someone would say that
FmlQueenx13 0
why were u naked next to your son? thats a little weird dot ya thinkk? lol i laughed when i heard this, how did u not notice this b4 u sent em? ur fault srry! haha :D
Victoria2103 0
You're kind of a creep. You couldn't even put a towel on with your son in the room? Wow.