Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Social reform, please
Today, I saw my grandfather kick my dog, who is a 6-pound chihuahua, across the room. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me for having "too much sex during the apocalypse" and "invading my brain with your pancakes." This man is my legal guardian for 3 more years. FML
How could you?
Today, it's been weeks since my teenage kids have walked the dog I got them; they also don’t play with it, pay it any attention, or feed it. It’s all been me, so since I never wanted it in the first place, I gave it to a friend of my mom's. My kids now think I’m the devil and my husband says I overreacted. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Bad influence
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Unfair
Today, I lost my custody battle and I have to return my grandchildren to my disowned daughter, who was allowing her now ex-husband to abuse them. I can't appeal or anything because frankly we don't have the funds. I wish I'd never had her. FML
Germ warfare
Today, as punishment for getting caught kissing my precious newborn grandbaby two years ago, my son and his nasty wife have barred me from even meeting my second grandbaby until she's at least two months old. FML
Zealous new convert
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
The first step is being able to admit it
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
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grajax 24
Tell her to shut the **** up.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Clearly some adults haven't realized what your granddaughter either has by now or needs to: that there are consequences for actions and that animals are not punching bags.
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grajax 24
Tell her to shut the **** up.
delude 26
You should also take karate, kick the crap out of her and see her not defend herself
blazingshot147 19
Throw in the parent card while you're at it.
asspole 16
Yep. I'm really close to shove my hand through the wall right now.
amandathecreator 22
Maybe you should disown her until she teaches her children properly.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Clearly some adults haven't realized what your granddaughter either has by now or needs to: that there are consequences for actions and that animals are not punching bags.
fortune789 17
Clearly the dog isn't the only bitch in the family.
xcxntmxffinzx 6
Remember, children learn from somewhere. Maybe mommy is using animals as punching bags. The bitch better not be, but it is a possibility.
Paco_el_Taco 17
Maybe you should put a muzzle on that bitch... And I don't mean your dog.
condor216 15
I have never seen a comment with so many negative votes....
jsp16 24
Irony
harmtouch16 11
?? shots fired!! Haha, totally agree.
thedudeguy1 16
Those are positive votes.
604 11
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You raised her, so is it entirely her fault she's messed up? Let the nature vs nurture debate begin!
Morning_fml 22
"You raised her" is such an ignorant excuse to justify people's ill-logic. You do realize that people eventually develop their own sense of morality, too, right? And it's mostly the parents' job to guide their children in a good way but there are so many things that obviously influence the way someone thinks. This has nothing to do with "nature vs nurture", the simple truth is that some people need to get their heads out of their asses.
RobinGoodfellow 47
I take great pride in knowing that I am not my parents. I have my own views. I am a distinct entity from them. Don't even bother with nature vs. nurture, #5; OP didn't shape a human out of clay and sculpt her with a cactus up her butt and the personality of a bloated mosquito.
mcpoople 6
Please, get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat.
gintwinsmoore 20
To top it off, you didn't read the FML right. It's her granddaughter, silly!!!! The daughter disowned the OP, which is the grandmother...which means OP's not raising her you idiot!!!!!
bl865ood 17
71, it's the granddaughter that kicked the dog. her mom aka the daughter disowned her mom aka op. the op raised the daughter.
spen731 12
#71 everyone realizes that, they are commenting on how bad the daughter is for disowning him, not the granddaughter for kicking the dog. The granddaughter clearly has issues but she's only nine, but I'm guessing the daughter is old enough not to have her head up her ass by now
paintballwarrior 20
I am 18 and the only habit I picked up from my father is my spending habit. #5
valalvax 13
Only nine? Nine is old enough to not be a dipshit
drugsRfun 13
I picked up his heroin habit
Era2EraVTitania 7
How do parents and children disagree then?
arachnophile 13
It's absolutely ridiculous when anyone scapegoats an animal for their child's bad behavior.
fuckyourlifeOP 25
I agree. I see news articles on Facebook all the time about dogs being put down because they bit a child. Most of the time, it was because the child was doing something they weren't supposed to. Think of it this way: A person comes up to you, pushes you around and calls you names. You then proceed to knock the absolute **** out of them. You get recognized by the news, and then you are ordered to be put in the electric chair. It isn't right and it pisses me off.
photographer49 22
#6 totally agree. especially when the dog only scratched the child! the dog didn't even bite the kid!
lilybadilly25 15
I completely agree with #25 and #6 here.. I work in the field of veterinary medicine… and I see WAY too many dogs come in by animal control asking us to euthanize because they bit someone… sadly, it's normally in self defense… and the bites are rarely that bad.. The best is almost when they don't have a rabies vaccine, because then you put them under quarantine for 10 days. If they don't show any aggressive tendencies, you can usually get them off of death row…. It's really really sad… Dogs have teeth and claws… and no other way to stand up for themselves. What do you expect?
gintwinsmoore 20
me too, #77, pisses me completely off.
annarcheer 19
#25 Did you hear about the puppy that got thrown out of the moving car? I completely agree I do not know how animals can be treated so badly. I don't know how someone could do any of that to an innocent animal anyway.
lochiamochia 25
Have you ever heard of Marina Abramovic? She did this experiment where she did not move for 6 hours. She placed in front of the audience several items both pleasurable and destructive including a loaded gun, scissors, a rose with thorns, a feather, olive oil, honey, etc... She placed a sign that allowed the audience to use any of the items on her. At first the audience was cautious and used things like the feather to play against her skin, then as time passed and she refused yo move they became more violent towards her tearing her clothes, jabbing thorns in her stomach and one person even pointed the loaded pistol at her head while another took it away. She discovered that if you leave it up to other people, they will kill you.
Alwaysalone19 21
#25 in some cases that's not true when I was attacked by a dog I wasn't being mean to the dog iv never hit an animal and would never hurt one for amusement. The dog just attacked me and now I have a scar on my face to prove that sometimes it's not the attacked sometimes it's the attacker.
appletreee 30
But, she was asking for it!!
GoodOptions 12
Well, I'm sure she'll think twice before kicking another dog.
Brandi_Faith 34
At least we hope she will. But if her mom doesn't teach her that that behaviour is wrong and has consequences she may not. I think it's so important for people to teach young kids how to deal with animals they don't know.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
One of the worst things is when children shove their faces in random dogs' faces and their parents just stand there watching. Putting your face in a dog's face (and also looking them in the eyes while you do it) is a challenge and can easily get you bitten. But of course, when a dog defends itself, it's considered a dangerous animal.
BBeffedmylife 28
Something very similar happened with my two sister in laws awhile back. My nephew was antagonizing my sisters rescue dog and the dog nipped him. He wasn't even that hurt but my sister in law filed a lawsuit and tried to get the dog put to sleep! My sister had to send her dog away to protect him and her and sister in law haven't talked since. (It's been years) Now my nephew is older and has an irrational fear of dogs because his mother made such a big deal out of what happened.
jthmtwin 16
Such a sad time for kids of those "parents"
TheMathMajor 26
I was bitten by my aunt's dog when I was a toddler. I still remember it pretty vividly. The dog was eating a treat and I went to pet him. He was food aggressive so he snapped at my hand. I was surprised and didn't know why the dog did that, but once I got bandaged up my mom explained that the dog thought I was going to take his treat away. The dog wasn't put down to my knowledge, and to this day I love dogs. That experience just made me pay more attention to their body language and understand them better. If my mom had made a big deal about it I probably would also be afraid of dogs.
volvagia720 6
We had a family dog my whole life, so I was good with dogs. I was 5 and my parents were helping move a friend. I was idly petting their dog while it walked by, and it turned and bit my hand badly. I was the third child this dog sent to the hospital. By law it had to be put down, sadly.
KitchKraft 21
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That's truly awful. I'm sorry, but that's the point where you realize that you failed as mother somewhere along the line. FYL
tdawg91 17
Yeah..... When your 9 year old starts kicking the **** out of an innocent animal, I'd say that's a fail. Not when your grown up kid starts acting like a stupid bitch
HairIsEverything 15
I think #9 was talking about OPs daughter failing as a mother to the granddaughter. I mean he said FYL, not YDI. At least that's how I took it.
bballer4life820 12
Well there's only one thing you can do, time to lose you daughter.
bl865ood 17
what daughter?