Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, my friend and I stopped at a convenience store. She mentioned that it was was "a bad part of town", and I angrily reminded her that just because it's a poor area doesn't make it bad, and that she needed to be more tolerant. We then got jumped, beaten, and robbed. FML
Today, two guys robbed me. As I wrestled them on the ground, my best friend just stood next to all this, telling me to give them the money already, or we'd be late for school. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML
Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML
Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
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TaliaTerror 5
Way to be cocky. YDI
nadnerbz 6
Learn to keep your mouth shut
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Comments (136)
Candice0687 0
You shouldn't talk crap to someone if you can't back it up even if it was under your breathe because they could have good hearing which apparently these guys did.
atishe24 9
Quit while you're ahead!
Monkeybuttcream 4
Next time drop your pants and ask them if they want to fight captain winky. Nobody wants to beat up a dude with his dick hanging out.
thebassplayer88 2
Were you in compton?
2tonekid 6
Tough guys get tested
itssjulia 13
Why would guys beat up a girl??? Like really guys shouldn't be able to hit a girl
itssjulia 13
Ahh nvm my comment, I thought you said your boyfriend at first, sorry I'm just tired haha. So ya ignore my comment
maxamus951852 3
lol OP couldnt just let em run away could you? your friend looked to you for help, you were feeling manly because they were running, you had that tingle in your balls? huh? well guess what, dont talk shit if u cant back it up.. hope u enjoyed getting your ass handed to you, next time either nut up or shut up
mystashisgone 6
Does no one carry a gun any more?
mystashisgone 6
All that I know is in the states at least that you have a right to carry a weapon. Weather it is a gun, tazer, or pepper spray, you have the right to carry so if you were going to make that statement why not have some arsenal incase they come back? In general if you feel that your life may be In danger then you may use whatever force necessary to save preserve it. You had no clue what those people could have done to you so I say this would be justified!
kingjames2306 0
Guns dont make you tough thats some of the reason why our youth are in prison why cant wen we have a problem why not fight skin on skin no weapons
Obryn 9
Don't talk shit when they're already leaving! You deserved every bit of it. Lesson learned?
Gymnastlevel10 0
So what was it that you thought then?