Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, my friend and I stopped at a convenience store. She mentioned that it was was "a bad part of town", and I angrily reminded her that just because it's a poor area doesn't make it bad, and that she needed to be more tolerant. We then got jumped, beaten, and robbed. FML
Today, two guys robbed me. As I wrestled them on the ground, my best friend just stood next to all this, telling me to give them the money already, or we'd be late for school. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML
Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML
Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
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TaliaTerror 5
Way to be cocky. YDI
nadnerbz 6
Learn to keep your mouth shut
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Comments (136)
Ruffclue 9
Big mouth but you got no balls to standup for urself. Next time try to understand the situation first and then use the words to control it. Ydi
Ruffclue 9
Well when OP went outside they took off. So technically those two guys didnt have any beef with OP. Thus Op initiated his own ass-kicking by saying yeah thats wat i though to the guys.
lilmonster51 4
Ha I can relate to that!! And good job because you stod up for yourself!!
fuckmebutdontfml 16
This kinda reminds me of the first fight scene in kick ass for some reason...anyway YDI OP that was defenetely asking for it
Trisha_aus 15
Lol, uncle got me oh Noor you!
Trisha_aus 15
Did you not look at the size of those blokes or yourself before you blurted it out??! Violence is never the answer..
wlddog 14
I wouldn't say never. Some people need a beatdown. Granted beating someone up is no always the answer, but if someone lays a finger on my butterfinger they get the beatdown. Butterfinger is one of my nicknames for my wife. Rude people should be punished, preferably right away. I would also like to say that if you are not willing to protect what you have then you don't deserve to have it in the first place.
Keliosan 6
You tell him gurl. *snapsnap*
Keliosan 6
The muttering made this a YDI. On the upside, I'm sure you learned your lesson though...
xunshyne 0
Thats usually how that works... But at least you had your buddies back...too bad that don't mean shite - o well it happens
ILoveEggnog 7
You shoulda quit while you were ahead.
Myo_fml 20
It's the thought that counts?