Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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FernAdele 9
how did you not notice?
niiick97_fml 3
Ginger
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Comments (221)
mentos1 5
First!
FernAdele 9
how did you not notice?
HappyCynic 0
His right eye is glass?
urdirtyolduncle 15
"The creepy girl in my history class.." Ahh.. don't we all have one those in atleast one of our classes. It's probably the same girl that gave her number to some guy and when he called her, he asked about her friend that he was too shy to talk to.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
I bet she counts other people's freckles since she compared OP's freckles to other people's..
Kyzahhh 7
Because obviously this girl is a certified creeper and kept it on the low low
Bbhd05 0
D.R.U.G.S.
Slily1212 5
Stage 5 clinger alert.
indielove 13
Time to ask for a transfer! She sounds crazy, and soon she'll be lurking around your house.
fanceh 10
65- when I first read that, I saw ginger, not clinger. :P
EvilPotato 15
That's good to know, you should thank her you might have the world record for the most freckles on someones face.
DaFudge 6
That's dedication OP.
abbyelizabeth 9
You have a very freckly face my friend.
MrShizzBear 0
did you ask her how many? I'd be fascinated haha
TheCylonmaster 3
Do the creepaaah. Do the creepaaah.
StopDropNRoll 11
No one answered the question. She's obviously a ninja
Kyzahhh 7
If you look at the 4th comment I clearly stated she is a creeper and kept it on the low low that's why OP did not notice
pixelebrate 0
If the nerd is a hottie and you can't control knowledge tell the teachheeerr.
Mathis92987 7
I'm pretty sure OP did notice. He obviously thought she was creepy for a reason.
zendaddy0 0
Did you win a trophy?
Grimmerie 31
35 - on the "low low?" really? slang nowadays is getting ridickinabox.
rottentomatoes 7
Because 'Ridickinabox' sounds so cool?
4ugu4 7
:P
macanderson 2
now tell her to count the warts on her ass and compare
ilikesupras 0
you're sooo gorgeous.
changesinme 0
She was probably using a binoculars from the other building
witterlands 2
That sounds lovely :)
mr_miyagi 0
ypu know what they say about guys with a lot of freckles... yeah me neither
SpaceMan55 1
She's a keeper for sure
zachherbert 10
10 They have no souls?
ckay6 0
she sounds charming!
NeatNit 33
I think she likes you
WolfsGuns 0
81, I wondered why no one made that joke yet.
cocobulla1 4
I think she likes you!
ntherewas1 11
Why do we assume it's a he? I only see 'anonymous' but then again I'm on my phone..
kickazz16 15
That's creepy...tell her to go count her pubes :)
olpally 33
I wonder how many she was able to count.. Jk.. That's just creepy as hell..
kickazz16 15
Lol haha yeh :)
KingDingALing 9
1...2...3.... What? Oh, you were talking about the girl's pubes...
ballerinaaub 17
she probably already has!
sarapsosis 1
1, 2, 3,... ha ha haaaaaaaaa! (count Dracula) ( you know...the one from sesame street) ( yeah) p.s. (I like parentheses)
False_Stupidity 42
Or invite her to count YOUR pubes ;)
Ima_monster_x3 12
It's a compliment.. Kind of..
mgsoloist 14
Haha no. Last time I checked, being a male ginger would suck. Girls can be cute as a ginger. Guys can't. Ever.
hellokat1 0
What about Ron Weasley??
koolkat27 13
Ron weasley is the only good kind of male Ginger.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Chad Pennington was kickass. When he wasn't injured.
NotSuchAFunTime 9
I just like to count freckles, okay?! :P
niiick97_fml 3
Ginger
LiveLolLuv 0
Ha!
Slily1212 5
lol32360 0
I'm not a Ginger and I have freckles...
j_cat187 20
Don't stay out too late or the gingers will get you
justanotherhuman 21
^ the *exact* reason I stay out late.
spanelli 16
My English teacher once admitted she was the reason why Gingers apparently "don't have souls". O.o
misfits911 0
only a Ginger would say that!
zacharyhaer 0
Yd
BernieBeauty 1
wtf
AnaBanana1918 7
Now that's just creepy! RUN!
crazychick1269 7
yea I agree... RUN FOREST RUN!
denvan 0
Run Freckle kid run more like it
Runninvegan 8
I bet OP has no soul... Freckles *Shivers*
ikickgingers 15
Gingers have no soul!!!!!!!
AgentSmith79 9
And gingers have lots of freckles. Duh.