Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
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schwancy 2
boo hoo!! I'm tired of these whiny FMLs about stuff that isn't even that bad.
perdix 31
Wake him up with a *******. No guy can sleep through that.
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Comments (147)
damador 0
In Soviet Russia, we make love to woman in our sleep.
Nacirema20 0
okaaayy.. and? whats the big deal? This is not an FML. Get over yourself, maybe he was just tired.
Rob207 3
rape him!!!!!!
xoxocutiepiexo 0
talk about selfish op... u can't just expect to get some. ydi
untoward 0
men do it all the time.
sourgirl101 29
Flip him over like a pancake. Cowgirl style. YDI for being lazy and expecting him to do all the work. Take charge next time or stop complaining. I don't know of any man that would mind waking up to sex.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for showering. YDI forn having a boyfriend who needs sleep. YDI for having a boyfriend.
r6_fml 4
also YDI for using the Internet. Internet is the devil!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
damn, I knew I forgot one.
sourgirl101 29
r6 this made me think of "The Waterboy" And Trollz you are funny as hell with the things you write.
omgtacos 0
his pic is the best
SapphireSympathy 7
lol. if u wanted action that night. u should've just invited him to shower WITH YOU. Im still a virgin ( cuz of my age -.-) and ik more ways than you, op. no offense ;) fyl
caribou_megs 7
Oh boo hoo. Go ********** and then climb into bed and cuddle with him. Not every guy is a horn dog all the time.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Tbf, we don't know that she didn't Maybe "the internet" is code for literotica.com. :}
acb132_fml 3
wow u idiot wake him up
niles_f1 0
waaah!!! I have no real problems!!!!