Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
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schwancy 2
boo hoo!! I'm tired of these whiny FMLs about stuff that isn't even that bad.
perdix 31
Wake him up with a *******. No guy can sleep through that.
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Comments (147)
AGGoddess 2
Try waking him up with a *******. That's what I do when I want my fiance to get up.
Mattskii 0
Trivium is the shit!
KrystalCaliyah 0
&& i agrew with you 44 !
beancoinc 0
yes telling him about having sex before you get there is not only foreplay but a good way to set mutual expectations so both of you are prepared, if he still doesn't want sex you van ********** in front of him & he just might change his mind, you win ether way!
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
23- that's what I was thinking..y would she just sit in his house
Fear_Der_Nacht 0
dammit u gota tell us what u want to do ahead of time. if u wana **** we'll take a 5 hour energy. if u say talk, we take tylenol pm and call it a day
JohnnySins69 0
I got a big **** if anyone is interested =)
joeinthedark 18
Oh ya, we're ALL interested in your 'big ****'. Please be greedy and keep it to yourself.
Hwikek 2
Internet. Awwwwww YEAH!
lizadunce 0
This has happened to me more times than you can count. Not really an "FYL", just sucks! Happens. Oh well. :>
moonrunner 0
you shouldve did it with him when he was sleepn every body wins