Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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Top comments
False_Stupidity 42
Just explain that you were extra... horny! Also, you must be a real knockout, or your boyfriend is anyhow...
nikkipettyfer 24
I'm sure you'll laugh about it later, OP!
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Comments (88)
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Sex sent me to the ER. XD
Regimental_Phan 18
actually I think her ass hit right on spot if you think about it XD
chelse_elyce 11
It was probably the worst day of my life ??
chelse_elyce 11
Don't worry guys at least we ended up laughing about it lmao and for those wondering why we didn't go backseat or passenger seat, we thought it would be easier to get away if someone came by so I could just hop over and he drive away rather than trying to get back in from the backseat and him wiggle over from the passenger lol but in the end it was funny
chelse_elyce 11
That's unfortunate
dhermz 17
Should try in the back seats then.
dragoongirl90 34
He was probably not "scared" but startled. I would have been, too.
StickyPickles 33
Did you finish?
chelse_elyce 11
Lol yeah later on we did
sophiehelen 32
It is kinda your fault for doing it in the drivers seat
cm1995_fml 10
The back seat is always the best, just a tip for future reference.