Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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False_Stupidity 42
Just explain that you were extra... horny! Also, you must be a real knockout, or your boyfriend is anyhow...
nikkipettyfer 24
I'm sure you'll laugh about it later, OP!
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Comments (88)
MrCantgetright 4
that's why there is a backseat
sweetsammiedee 16
Worst. ****. Ever. Jk OP, sorry you got hurt I guess next time try moving the seat all the way back. Best of luck to ya! xD
fml_user_314 6
why not the back seat?
Nagi 21
I'm not even sure whether you deserved this or not…
peanutbutter99 4
I hit the horn in my boyfriends car with my foot while swinging it around trying to get on top of him. We laughed it off but I was nervous because it was the middle of the night and there was a house nearby
krompf 3
Solution to half the FMLs on this app: don't have sex unless you're married. YDI
deserie_larios 15
at least he didnt fart while you were *******! #truestory