Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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Top comments
False_Stupidity 42
Just explain that you were extra... horny! Also, you must be a real knockout, or your boyfriend is anyhow...
nikkipettyfer 24
I'm sure you'll laugh about it later, OP!
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Comments (88)
Cut_it_out_123 0
This could be an episode of sex sent me to the ER.
sturschaedel 27
Wait, that show exists? Faith in humanity: destroyed
redstone7693 29
only if you get an erection for longer than 4 hours
WasabiMars 21
Lesson learned. Next time do it in the back seat. :)
Tarlachia 33
Admit it, you just like to toot your own horn, don't you?
chelse_elyce 11
Yes. Yes I do lmao
_dkmc_ 7
You must have been pretty HORNy ;)
pedinhuh 23
...why not use The passenger's seat? There's no horn or steering wheels and you can recline it.
lil_ham1644 29
Drivers seats recline too
pedinhuh 23
Thevis still there though
pedinhuh 23
The horn is still there*
chelse_elyce 11
Idk we just used the drivers seat lol in case someone came by all I would have to do is hop beside him instead of him trying to wiggle out and get in the drivers seat and drive away. Easier getaway lol
gramirez23 9
Try a truck
FemskyD 26
10 points for you discribing the situation so well that i can see it happen :')
Wizardo 34
Its the remix to ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen.
jademitch 20
Haha, not a story to tell the grandkids
FluffyPandas156 13
why would you tell your grandkids that? The story may be disturbing based on there views.
Sheepalicious 20
ah, nothings better than some rough sex in an automobile